Posts Tagged ‘miles per gallon’

Hyper-milers

Posted by Eric B. on June 29th, 2009 under Uncategorized Tags: , , ,  •  3 Comments

As demonstrated by the hyper-miler I had to drive behind yesterday, this version of lame driver has two (three) objectives:

Maximize the number of miles per gallon
Minimize carbon emissions
Annoy me

To accomplish these objectives, a variety of methods are used, such as:

If a light ahead is red, slow down [...]